From sien to 1-2-5!

November 30, 2005 at 10:46 am (Uncategorized)

At Sunway Pyramid


Ms. Lim doing the 1-2-5 poses!




Ice Tea & Fags @ Wong Kok

By “fags” I meant ciggies…

Mr. KY and his corn soup?!!

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Damn Luan!

November 30, 2005 at 12:18 am (Uncategorized)

I kena con today!
*Mental note to self: always forward events list to my Gmail account.

I had an event at 11 morning today. I went to work at 9am without a clue, chilled for about an hour, and found myself rushing out the door by 10. Took a fuck-long time to get a parking spot and ended up being late for the event.

Had an event at 2.30 pm …. and the majority vote (including that of my editor, hehe) was to go for lunch, then to the next venue @ Sunway Pyramid. Dammit… lunch lasted for about 30 minutes and we ended up in Pyramid at about 1 pm. I thought I could spend some time with my rivals but in seconds, they dispursed and was left to roam around the fucking lion complex alone. CCBKNNMCH damn sien lor….

Thought can play a few rounds of snook with boss… but I think I scared him off when he asked me about my snooker history. Bo bien mah… what I did in the past I did liau hahahaha… not my fault my parents went almost broke and I had to earn money from mah kei and snooker. Oh well… those were the days. Sad days in some way, happy in some. For once I was good at something. For once I was good at something I liked. Definately not like my previous job at HDPM. Walaneh… sure I was good at the job.. but thats only because the job required an IQ of 3 to master. CIBAI.

Ended up at home by 5.30. Damn fucking pei hai, so I logged onto my beloved mIRC. Had an interesting (?) chat with some random dudes but this part of the conversation really cracked me up.

Some dudes start talkin about Penang:
aH`Nic : Apple : near BJ Complex
goat`-MGY : wah… BJ complex
Apple : goat oso busy talk with bubble
goat`-MGY : hahahahah
SHiNE_gIrL: aH`Nic & DerricK: pls!!!!!!
goat`-MGY : BJ complex is where?
aH`Nic : goat`-MGY : BJ Complex near penang intel
bubble : kns uncle goat!
goat`-MGY : wah… like that intel staff ma always go to BJ complex?
aH`Nic : why call goat`-MGY must add uncle ler ??
bubble : chai simi?
bubble : coz he is uncle
goat`-MGY : we is family
aH`Nic : and why must add kns in fron of uncle ler ?
bubble : coz he is kns
goat`-MGY : BJ complex sell what wan
aH`Nic : goat`-MGY : BJ Complex sell thing 1
aH`Nic : lol
goat`-MGY : got sell BJ ah

* FYI goat`-MGY is me. Dont ask why the MGY or ask why “goat”. Its a long story.

Ok… looking back… its not that funny any more… but damn it was at the time. So sue me. -_-

Bah… Proceeded for a 1 1/2 hour power nap. Woke up half stoned and proceeded to Chow Yang for my super tomyam seafood noodle. Best sial. And only RM10 thanks to sponsership from Ms. Lim! Hahahaha thanks you Ms. Lim!!!! Mr. KY was still coughing but insisted on having some dessert… and his craving for today: Tong Shui & Dan Tart (sweet water ?!! and egg tarts). KNNCCB 10pm where to find fucking dan tart? Hahahahahaha Ms. Lim had a jalan though – wait a few more hour and buy from those Dim Sum shop! Hahahahhahaha damn pei hai man..! Somehow, we endeed up in Wong Kok Cha Chan Teng and I persuaded Ms. Lim to do the 1-2-5 pose for me. Captured the pictures on the D600 but cibai… used the USB cable but can transfer images! Cibai oni can charge the phone via USB. Dammit… nvm tomorow go office I will bluetooth it to my computer!! HAHAHAHAHHA…. Still… cannot seem to persuade Mr. KY to do the pose. Niama… say only then the guy stare at me with the killer look.. scarry balls!!!

Sigh.. So since today no fresh picture to post then I guess I gotta post something “old” from my Korea trip? I was looking through the pics and I somehow, even though the guy in the pic isnt me (its Mr. Raymond LG from Singapore), but I feel like Im the guy in the pic. Sounds gay but sigh… damn luan la my head these few days. Talking about Korea, I “met” some of the dudes (uncles) whom I went to Korea with. Those guys… big guns from Zitron. KNN damn shy… see me only say “OIII KARAOKE KING”! CIBAIII DAMN SHY LEHH!!!!!

Why do I say I feel like the guy in the picture? Coz I feel that everything else around me is moving. Im the only thing thats just still in one place. Sigh… Life these few days really very luan. So many things to think about. So many things in my mind….

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Ghosty pics

November 28, 2005 at 6:49 pm (Uncategorized)

Whoah… is it just me or do those pictures look a lil freaky to you? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT FACE GET IN THERE?!!!! ARGHHHH

Btw…I feel damn noob… I just found out that there is a program to upload pictures directly instead of doing them one by one… sigh…. SIGHH….

I would kill for a bottle of korean soju right now…

The weird dog I saw at Orchard during my last trip down South

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Its NUTS!!!

November 28, 2005 at 2:04 am (Uncategorized)

My weeks are getting worse and worse. Ever since I came back from Singapore, KL seems so fucking boring. Everyday I get stuck in the jam after work. IMAGINE BEING STUCK IN A 30 MINUTE JAM JUST TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MID VALLEY’S ROADS. I mean… 30 minutes later, and Im still in the vacinity of Mid Valley. Jeezzzz…. Its so bad.. its not bad no more. Its just fucking horrible.

Then when I finally manage to get my fosilized car out of the jam, I have to decide where to go. I can go home to a tapau-ed dinner from my mom or I can give my friends a ring. I usually choose the latter. Once thats decided, the real fun starts.

MC: “Dunno la… you decide-lah”
WS: “TIU… why la… I work whole day liau.. brain cannot think”
WS: “OMFGWTFBBQ… okla you think then I think then when some one decide…”
MC: “ok set”

* 2 minutes later

WS: “Go there only lah…”
MC: “Again?”
WS: *tulan grunt
MC: “Ok lah… fuck it lets go”

* Both end up at location X for the n-th time this week.

*** WS = Wern Shen / MC = Mr. Chen

SIEN RIGHT? Imagine that for like 1 week. Its been that bad. But its not over. After dinner, we just stone at the said place for about 30 minutes before actually deciding either to: a) go to another place to continue stoning OR b) go home. Sien I tell you… so fucking sien. But its not either of our faults I guess. Since the gang sorta split ways due to various factors, its been this way. Gone are the days of non-stop retardism (is there such a word?) from stupid jokes passed up and down the table of sor hais. Damn, those were the days ei?

Oh but dont forget the wild card players – Mr. KY has returned from the land down under for three months so that should spice things up a lil. I’ve just attained a certain taste for Hi-NRG – so Im really looking forward for a night out at a club, and not to forget the Amber factor.

Hmmm… Lil miss Amber. She’s a tough nut to crack. I just cant figure her out. On one hand, she’s like … unf unf… if only she would call me “oompahhh. WAH! STEAM. But the rest of her… damn. Is she into me the way Im into her? Is she … *GASP* using me */END GASP*? Only God knows. And Im still waiting for her answer… Damn… How to squeeze an answer out of her apart from doing it with force? Heh heh heh …

*Imagine mode*

(All conversations are held in cantonese, albiet – broken canto from me)

WS: “Amber lets go dinner tonight”
MA: “Oklo”

* 2 hours later at an undisclosed location far far away from civilization

MA: “Where are we going”
WS: “I bring you see nice nice thing”
MA: “Oklo”

* Car stops. Wern Shen looks at Miss Amber.

WS: “You still owe me an answer… is it…”
MA: “Ha?… I ….”

* Seatbelt clicks, doors unlock.

MA: “Ei?”
WS: “Thanks for making it so subtle, and easy to bear”

* WS kicks Miss Amber out of the car


*Imagine mode off*

*SMACK SMACK SMACK* Damn I need to wake up. Im not saying Im hoping for a “No” but… I guess I am accustomed to always expect the worst from any situation. I really like her, and I hope she likes me, but … ARGH. FUCK I STRAYED WAY OFF TOPIC NOW… CIBAI.

Fuck lah… now brain also koyak dunno what was I talking about – and too lazy to scroll back up.

Bah.. Well.. tonight me and the boys + girl went out for dinner at Wong Ah Wah @ Jln Alor. I took some pictures of it, but they are in the Samsung E600. Im not fucked to take out the cable now so I guess the pics got to wait..After a boring dinner of veggies, tofu, chicken wings and ikan bakar we headed off to Coconut House @ Pudu. Fuck I so love this place. If I were to propose to a girl, it would be here. Provided its not raining. And we are seated outside at the back. And there aint no mozzies around. And she likes me.

Pics were taken from the Dopod, so they are a lil blur.

Outside of the Coconut House @ Pudu

Inside abit

Coconut Coffee – fucking owns

Coconut Coffee and Hazlenut Puding(?!!)


Mr. Chen & Ms. Ang

Mr. Lim & Mr. KY

Anti-social Mr. Chen

Why everyone playing phone?! Cibaii…

ZOMGWTFBBQ its the 1-2-5 pose! No. 1

No. 2

No. 5!!

Kick ass ashtray

At least it was pretty fun tonight compared to other days. Well… Its like 3 now… so Im gonna crash. Tomorrow is a new day?


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I am backs!

November 28, 2005 at 1:50 am (Uncategorized)

Guys, girls and those in between, the time (thing?) everyone has been waiting for is here.

Argh. Well. FUCK! (hahaha just had to slot that in!)

I made a shocking discovery. My life sucks. Things are so monotonous. Blog titles are limited to single word descriptions. Wow Im the fucking creative man just because Im a writer. I wake up and go to work, bitch around in the office waiting for lunch. Over eat when Im supposed to be on a self imposed diet then bitch about it later. I cant wait for the day to be over so I can leave the office, but when I do, I HAVE NOTHING THE FUCK TO DO only cause I fucked around too much in the office. I call my friends and we go out for dinner. We talk some cock and smoke some fags. Before we know it, were fucking stumpped and have no idea what to do next. We either end up playing DOTA or changing venue and continue our fucking wuliao yum cha session. I reach home too late for a good nights sleep, ponder if I should update my blog, and end up surfing porn instead. Look at the clock and OMFGWTFBBQ its already 2 am. Curse myself and go to sleep – but of course, 5 hours of sleep later I feel groggy and curse myself for not sleeping earlier.

Repeat that 7 days and as a result … you get me.

Life has been shit. Life has been so shit, it makes shit look good. I might seem like Im having a good time but the truth is that Im not. Dont take me wrong – my dad is treating me good and my finances are… well… lets just leave that aside. Ive got a fucking wonderful job which I currently suck at, but my boss is gracious enough to give me time to settle in (instead of firing my fat ass). Im over weight. Im fat. I need to eat and drink less. I need to keep my room tidy. I need to keep my fucking office desk tidy. I need to start doing my work consistantly instead of leaving it all for 1 week before my deadline. I need to find someone to share my life with – without feeling sorry for myself for not having someone already. I need to stop listening to sappy love songs which make me feel even shittier than it already is. The James Blunt song is fucking wonderful, but listening to it 30 times a day is bound to fuck me up somehow. I need to stop thinking that everything is alright and will work itself out some how without me doing anything.

I need to zhng* my life.

* I never approved of these Singaporean slang terms, but well since I so need a change, then what the hell right?

Simple right? WRONG MOFO!

Lets see where I should start. I need to change the way I look at life. I need to stop smiling everytime, in an attempt to hide my true feelings. Im fucking sick of being that smily guy. Argh… Well at least I know that Im gonna seriously limit the amount of sob posts on my blog from now on. Yeah.. they are just gonna be BITCH posts now!


Oh well. Lets see how it goes aye?

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November 23, 2005 at 1:58 am (Uncategorized)

Some might say its too fast, while some might call me down right stupid to do it. Some think I already am for going this far, others say Im desperate. But who cares right? Its me theyre talkin about. ME… Hahahaha…

Tomorrow (or technically today) will be when all things change – naturally, I hope its for the better too. Hell, I even broke my RM188 rule. Dammit.. there’s sure something special about her.

So tomorrow, at lunch.. my hours of practice will finally be used “pratcially” if you might… What kind of reaction do I expect? I learned the hard way – always … ALWAYS be prepared for the worst! So there you go.. Im going in with no expectations at all. Maybe if she’s nice, she would just laugh it off and pretend nothing happend. Damn, talk about being confident in myself eh? Oh well….

Bah… its 2.20… I have 2 more articles to write before I can officially take it easy for the next 2 days. I have been letting my boss down allot recently… and I feel really shitty about it. I mean… ever since I started working, I have enjoyed “adapting” quickly to the job.

When I was doing sales, I met my quota within a week. I met the team quota within a month. Damn I was hot. Then when I started at HDPM, I was whizzing the system a week out of process training. I remember breaking the team record of 20 deals per day and then 30. All of that while doing weekly scorecards and what-nots handed out by mr AMO. DAMN i was good. Good enough to be a promotion candidate. But alas… too bad my heart wasnt with the job. I couldnt stand to see myself in the same place 1 year down the road. I know I might sound like I am blowing my own trumpet (TRUMPET OK.. I CANT REACH THE OTHER BLOWABLE THINGY)…. but its true… I always liked being the best at what Im doin.. even though it might not be obvious… its true.

Thats why.. when people go “Oh wow… ur new job like so nice yaaa… sure dem enjoy horrr“, I just shrug and say “oklor“. Argh… the way they look at me… as if I was being cocky. But no… hell no… the truth is that its been 3 months.. thats rite.. THREE FUCKING MONTHS… and Im still SHIT at what Im doin. But the bosses have been very gracious about it. They took time to tell me what Im doin wrong and how to improve. I really tip my hat to them – for if my subordinate was to fuck up with such frequency as I, then well… he’d be fired :)

ARGH… its time to sleep. Fuck it all. Tomorrow is a new day. Lets just play it by ear.

me, in one of my many disguises

All Or Nothing – O-Town

I know when he’s been on your mind
That distant look is in your eye
I thought with time you’d realize
It’s over over
It’s not the way I choose to live
And something somewhere’s got to give
As sharing this relationship gets older older
You know I’d fight for you
But how I can fight someone who isn’t even there
I’ve had the rest of you now I want the best of you
I dont care if that’s not fair

Cause I want it all
Or nothing at all
There’s no where left to fall
When you reach the bottom it’s now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call
You leave me here with nothing at all

There are times it seems to me
I’m sharing you with memories
I feel it in my heart
But I dont show it show it
And then there’s times you look at me
As though I’m all that you can see
Those times I don’t believe it’s right
I know know it

Don’t me make me promises
Baby you never did know how to keep them well
I’ve had the rest of you
Now I want the best of you
It’s time for show and tell


Cause you and I
Could lose it all if you’ve got no more room
No room inside for me in your life
Cause I want it all
Or nothing at all
There’s no where left to fall
It’s now or never

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November 15, 2005 at 11:40 pm (Uncategorized)

Its 11.40 pm and Im dizzy. Had a lil too much beer and wine just now. Damn.. dont you hate it when you get drunk and swear to your self that this is the last time youre gonna drink, then find yourself barging through a crowd just to get yoru next free beer? Ironicly stupid i call it.

I was at a launch today. No idea what it was for actually. It didnt feel launch-y at all to be honest. Just felt like 1 big booze party – lots of ppl were really boozed up too!! I met the HP PR girls – allysa, poi fong and liven, hung out for a bit with yazeed and met charles ex colleagues too! Hmmm nice…. oh did I mention? Tonight was Charles big nite – his first night in the industry!!! Yeah the bugger is in this hell hole now too!

thinking back of my first day… damn i was blown away just by the pair of speakers i won from the sonic gear event i attended… fuckin charles lucky cunt get a free flow booze night on his virgin day. oh well… at least we all know he’s not as good looking as me rite? hahahahhaha

oh well… i really should be working but im too dizzy and sleepy to.. i guess ill set the allarm for early tomorrow and try to get some stuff finished. gah… work !!!!!!!!!

p.s. thinkin of u grl… tonite dinner … mmm … cant wait to see u… unf unf ja ja ja jamajai jamajai jai

p.s.s. for those of u who dont know, i have changed my msn from “Lonely Driver” to “Dracula”. Dont ask why :)

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November 12, 2005 at 2:05 am (Uncategorized)

“Thats not pro, thats luck.”
– Quote from a the SS2 Commie

Jeez… two trips within in three weeks… damn im exhausted! Oh and to think of the amount of work I need to catch up with in the office…. gahh~!!!

I guess everything comes with a price! :)

Anyways my recent Singapore trip was smashing – big up to mr chen and to the slut. Thanks for making the trip a memorable one. Oh and slut, I hope this marks the beginning for a long and healthy relationship between our two countries… lol.

I was in Singapore for the MAX 2005 Macromedia conference, and all I can say is – Flash just got flashier! The things Jap’s manage to do with flash is just amazing. Here’a an example of work from a certain mr yugo: Sure it might look confusing at first, but take a closer look and you will know what I mean. Tip: its not just the content – its the concept.

Bah, its 2.30 in the morning and Im beat. A more approriate entry for tomorrow I guess. Enough giberish and unplanned rants from me for now. Lets just say… it feels like its all a big dream at the moment..

Ms. PC.Com: This bugger damn lucky. First it was the Shuffle, then it was the notebook…. now this!!

Can you say dooota?! – Doota shopping mall @ Dung Dei Moon – Korea

Pinch Me – Barenaked Ladies

It’s the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything’s a mess
There’s a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk but I’ll just drive
It’s colder than it looks outside

It’s like a dream you try to remember
But it’s gone
Then you try to scream
But it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world
Beyond your front door
Take your time, is the way I rhyme gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is for

It’s the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon

Like a dream you try to remember
But it’s gone
Then you try to scream
But it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world
Beyond your front door
Take your time is the way I rhyme gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is for

Pinch me, pinch me, cause I’m still asleep
Please God tell me that I’m still asleep

On an evening such as this
It’s hard to tell if I exist
If I pack the car and leave this town
You’ll notice that I’m not around
I could hide out under there
I just made you say “underwear”
I could leave but I’ll just stay
All my stuff’s here anyway

Like a dream you try to remember
But it’s gone
Then you try to scream
But it only comes out as a yawn
When you try to see the world
Beyond your front door
Take your time is the way I rhyme gonna make you smile
When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
Just to try to figure out what all this is for

Pinch me
Try to figure out what all this is for
Pinch me
Try to see the world beyond your front door
Pinch me
Try to figure out what all this is for

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