2005 in a glimpse and 2006 preview

January 5, 2006 at 1:54 am (Uncategorized)

Two words describe 2005 – ANTI CLIMAX

I planned to end 2005 with a bang; literally with a bang, but I guess when its not your year then its not your year right? On the bright side, I almost had a smashing Christmas – for those who didnt know, I once again fell asleep at the wheel and almost smashed into a stationary lorry. WOOT!

Misses of 2005.

1. Missed out being an AMO in HDPM. I was |—| this close to becoming the AMO of the new team at HHI Auto Funding, but as fate would have it, Im a lazy bastard & Im not a member of the prefered race. The first reason, I could deal with – sure, I had to do the weekly & monthly score cards, enter the time sheets into the TCS system, complete my daily ration of deals AND do whatever other task my AMO gave to me (read: make and develop new excel sheets, time sheets, reporting sheets), run the occasional confracalls, run deal balancing, do tech support for the rest of my team (and sometimes other teams), organize centre wide activities, join charity events and play ping pong – but I guess I was still a lazy bastard who couldnt get his act together, while other members of the team did solely what they were paid to do – do deals. Sigh. Life’s not fair is it? NOPE THATS WHY I WASNT BORN AN XXXXXXXXXXXXX COZ IF I WAS I WOULD NOW BE AN AMO WITH A 4K SALARY. Oh well… get over it.

2. Girls. 2005 has been the ultimate year of misses – Azlin played me like a fucking violin. But I was dumb, young and naive then. That nice girl from Apps Taking never gave me the time of day, and the girl from Ops Support turned out to be a dyke. Cyber girl was in and out of the picture, out more than in. Of course, I fucked up real bad over the Ming saga. Lets not even go there… Then there was Mandy and Amber. Fuck. Mandy was a devout member of the LB cult – till today I still suspect her true intentions, while Amber… oh well …

“She take my money well I’m in need
Yeah she’s a triflin friend indeed
Oh she’s a gold digger way over town
That digs on me”

I guess thats brings new meaning to “money cant buy love” HAH!

3. I almost died multiple times. I almost died in Bangsar, almost crashed my car multiple times on Jalan Kuching, almost got killed by a gun wielding Mercedes Benz driving maniac… Im sure there’s something Im missing out… I just cant put my finger on it. Oh, I did get a MP5 pointed at me on my way to Zouk out (at the immigrations) which leads me to point #4.

4. Raves suck – when youre not smacked. PD was cool but I wasnt smacked so I guess I didnt enjoy it as much as I should have. I thought it was crap till I traveled all the way to fucking Singapore to check out Zoukout. Now thats what I call crap. It was so crap it fucking sucked. The only way I could enjoy Zouk Out was if I had the patience of a tibetan monk (to get thru the fucking lines to get in), smacked like a motherfucker, gay, smacked like a motherfucker.

5. I also came to the conclusion that Singaporian booze makes me impotent. But thats a private joke. Oh, yeah it causes memory loss and acts as a sorta “sleeping pill” as well!

6. Perodua is going to fucking kill me. Im watching my darling Wira die day by day and the motherfuckers arent fucking ready to give me my new MyVi. Bastards. It seems theyre only distributing May/June orders now… AND THEY PROMISED ME JANUARY! FUCKERS!

New Years Resolutions

I decided that making out-of-this-world resolutions such as “I will quit smoking/drinking” should be forsaken. Fuck who actually follows this crap rite? So I made my years resolutions based on things I do, so I will actually follow them:

1. Drink more beer – self explanitory
2. Learn how to spell better – self explanitory
3. Blog more frequently – already fucking up on that one
4. Be a bad guy – fucking up too!!

New look/style for 2006

1. New thick rimmed specs – ok ok it was done in Dec
2. Mullet-ish hair cut – also in Dec
3. Hopefully a slimmer me so I can fit into those L sized tshirts
4. Same as above but for pants. Target – waist 35/36.
5. More round neck tshirts and polo tshirts. OUT WITH THE CHEQUERED SHIRTS!
6. Shoes! GIVE ME MORE!!
7. Stay clear of overly geeky gadgets – phones/PDA = ok, ipod = ok, flash drive around neck = no no!

Thats all I can think of at the moment. Its already 2.20am, but Im sure I have more to add. Sigh…

On a side note I just want to express how dissapointed I am today – I was SUPPOSED to go on a “date” – I even did my research like… where to eat n stuff, but a sudden change of plan (sudden to me, she probably meant it that way cos she must have thought I was joking.. sigh) had me attending a “group dinner” instead. Oh well….

The Killers – All These Things That I’ve Done

When there’s nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son
One more son
If you can hold on
If you can hold on, hold on

I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
You know, you know – no you don’t, you don’t
I wanna shine on, in the hearts of men
I want a meet you from the back of my broken hand

Another head aches, another heart breaks
I’m so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no

Help me out – Yeah
You know you got to help me out – Yeah
Oh, don’t you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out – Yeah

And when there’s nowhere else to run
Is there room for one more son
These changes ain’t changing me
The cold-hearted boy I used to be

Yeah
You know you got to help me out – Yeah
Oh don’t you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down

I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
I got soul, but I’m not a soldier
(time, truth, and hearts)
Yeah
You know you got to help me out – Yeah
Oh don’t you put me on the back burner
You know you got to help me out – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down – Yeah
Oh don’t you put me on the back burner
You’re gonna bring yourself down – Yeah
You’re gonna bring yourself down

Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone’s lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I’ve done
All these things that I’ve done
(Time, Truth, and Hearts)
If you can hold on
If you can hold on

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4 Comments

  1. Charles said,

    bastard… ( that was for the private joke shit) and for resolutions… good luck… mine is to be more and more leng chai, My blog has been in idle mode for too long… WIP…sigh

  2. wernshen said,

    it was (is!)!! hahahahahahhaha no names were mentioned ma charles

  3. cookiezmonsta' said,

    i tot supposed to go for group dating first mar, then oni slowly take step by step… like de song ‘step by step’.. hehehe SORRY ya!!!! and ur ‘serious’ness in doin the research + other stuff were greatly APPRECIATED!!! great to see a walking cookiesmonsta tho!

  4. cookiezmonsta' said,

    no no no… mr chen’s new year resolutions – NO MORE FLIRTING!! muahahahahahahahahahahaha do u stil remember MR CHEN??–>

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