Warning to: Maybank and ASTRO

April 1, 2007 at 8:20 am (Craps, GY 白 TULAN)

FUCK!

IS IT JUST ME OR AM I THE UNLUCKIEST CUSTOMER IN THE WHOLE MALAYSIA?

First of all, my HLB account was fucking up. Now my Maybank2U and Astro is fucking up! WHATS THE FUCKING MATTER WEH?!! CIBAI!!

Maybank

I needed to transfer some money into my dad’s account the other day, and since I was too lazy to go to the bank, I proposed that I did it online via Maybank2u. Since it was a third party account transfer (both accounts are Maybank accounts), I didn’t think I’d face many problems. How fucking wrong I was.

I had forgotten my fucking Maybank2u password (FUCK THE PERSON WHO MADE IT COMPULSARY TO USE WEIRD ALPHANUMERIC PASSWORDS), and had been locked out of my own account. I followed the instructions on the screen and called the customer torture service line.

*PunPunRider mashes the keys on his mobile phone.*
Maybank: “Thank you for calling Maybank, bla bla bla, usless information, bla bla bla.”
*PunPunRider navigates the maze of menus.*
Maybank: “Please hold.”
*PunPunRider holds. Watches TV while holding. Smokes a ciggie while holding. Takes a piss while holding. Still holding.*
Maybank: “Please hold.”
*PunPunRider plays MSN. Writes a blog. Smokes another ciggie.*
Maybank: “Please hold.”
PunPunRider: FUCKER!! ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!
Maybank: “Please hold.”
PunPunRider: @#$#@$@@@!!!V$!@$!!V Tulan!!!#!@$!$

MB: “Hello, this is !@#!@#@! speaking. How may I assist you?”
PPR: “Hello. I need you to reset my password for Maybank2u please.”
MB: “Sure sir. First I need to verify your bla bla bla.”
PPR: “Sure, bla bla bla bla.”

MB: “OOOoooh your Maybank2u account is LOCKED!!”
PPR: “Ya I know. Thats why I called…”

MB: “Sir, I need to reset your password.”
PPR: “Ya I know. Thats why I called…”

MB: “Sir, do you have the PIN number for when you first logged in?”
PPR: “My first login was three years ago. How to keep so long neh?”

MB: “SIR THEN I CANNOT RESET FOR YOU. STFU KTHXBAI.”
PPR: “No, I’m sure you can.”

(I know can cos I reset my password over the phone like 2 weeks ago!!)

MB:”No Sir. I can’t. You need to go to the branch!”
PPR: “Are you sure? I’m sure you can reset. I gave you all the relevant info already.  Why cant you do it?”

MB:”Sir, I CAN’T do that from here. You need to go to the branch.”
PPR:”What?! Can’t?! Where got such thing?”

MB:”Sir, I CAN’T! My system not connected to that sir.”
PPR:”Then can you transfer me to the correct person?”

MB:”Sir, no one can help you from here. You need to go to the branch!”
PPR:”Er… are you sureeeeee?”

MB:”Sure!”
PPR:”Well you’re no fucking help. You obviously don’t know how to do your fucking job!”

*PPR slams phone pushes the “no” button on his mobile.*

Why so suey? Two weeks, two bad phone services. I mean this guy is bluffing me! He just doesn’t want to help me. Damn fucking ridiculous!!! WHY?! WHY BULLY ME?! MOTHER FUCKER?!!! I WILL FIND YOU AND XXX YOU!!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Astro

Has anyone else been having problems with Astro recently? Ever since I got back from Singapore (last Thursday), I haven’t been able to watch Astro from my home! I always get “no signal” or “bad signal”. It isn’t the “didn’t pay” kind of screen, but I always kena the picture ok for 3 seconds, then blur for 1 second then ok again then blur again. Like the kind you kena when heavy rain – but here it’s been fucking bright and sunny. CIBAI!!

Now even worse. Can see the channel info but no picture at all. Damn fucking tulan neh!

GF told me to call Astro, but based on my recent track record, it sure going to turn into a fucking disaster again!! ARGHHHHH!!!!

FUCK IT. BUEY TA HAN. SLEEP NOW!!!

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2 Comments

  1. faridz said,

    if razman were commenting this, he’d say….” they dont like you”. Have you ever thought of that possibility?

  2. razman said,

    actually…i think its becaus u haven’t updated ur astro box…leave it on standby for about 10 minutes…and ur astro box should be fine…about the maybank shit…can’t help u there

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