Boo

June 12, 2008 at 1:19 pm (Craps, Useless Information)

In an ideal world, this blog post would come in three days time. It would be five months since my last blog post, and upon clicking on my blog address, rays of light would beam out from your monitor. Angel voices would chant in the background, and a gynormous firework would explode in the sky. A battalion of fighter jets would soar over your head at such pace that the sonic boom that follows would blow you off your seat. Your mother would call, and tell you how much she loved you. Your unborn child would thank you by resonating your testicles/ovaries. God himself would smile upon you, and the bastards from MPPJ would take a day off and not fine you for overstaying your parking ticket. I might actually get some work done, and my boss would give me a raise + bonus + a pat on the back.

Unfortunately, it isn’t three days in the future. Unfortunately, none of that is going to happen today. Oh well, at least I’ve got my health. Or lack of.

I’ll continue this blog a little later on when I’ve actually found something inspiring to write about. No telling when that will happen though. Actually, I haven’t found anything inspiring to write about/to live for/to talk about since February. Which in three days time would make it five month’s since my last blog. Hmm.

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