Blog Dead Since: Feb 15 2008

April 29, 2008 at 7:17 pm (Uncategorized)

As you can visibly see, the blog is pretty dead right now. I wish I could say it was because I’ve been too busy to blog. I’m afraid it isn’t anywhere near as romantic.

I’ve been pretty confused recently about lots and lots of things. I wish they would all work out the way I tell people their problems will eventually work out, but I’ve been waiting for so long I’m loosing my cool.

So it looks like there’s no better way to do it, than to do it cold fuckin turkey.

Signing out indefinately,

Pun Pun Rider

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Type R and Stuff

August 2, 2007 at 2:06 pm (Craps, Uncategorized)

Just got back from the Honda launch where they unveiled the new 8th Gen Civic Type R and Civic Hybrid.

The Type R was pretty chio but costs a fucking bomb at RM199k OTR, while the Civic Hybrid at RM165k looked like the retarded little brother.

I wont post any pictures of the car because you can fucking Google them, but I’ll post a shot video for you – just because I can. HAHA BITCH!

In unrelated news, Dyer may be going to West Ham. Funny isn’t it. He said he wanted to leave for a bigger team, and he joined West Ham. Maybe he’s stalking Bowyer. Who knows. Who cares.

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Traveling!

July 26, 2007 at 11:15 pm (Craps, Uncategorized)

Yay! After 3 months of work at NewMan, I’m going to get my first overseas assignment!

I’ll be headed off to Chiang Mai on the 13th to the 15th of August courtesy of  Swiss Army Knife makers, Victorinox.

What awaits me? I have no idea. What I do know though, is that this will prove to be my initiation. If I can survive 3 days in the wilderness with a pack of new faces, then I guess I’ll do OK in this line of writing.

On a separate note, I attended an IT related press function yesterday. I looked around and only saw a handful of familiar faces. It’s official now – 90% of my “kaki” have left the local IT scene. The only person who’s left is Nigel. Kel has gone to PR, David has gone to HWM SG, while Jue Fok and most recently, Phun, are working for Mr. Wilf Lim. Hell, even PTK has gone south and Adam is leaving (or has he already left?) for Australia. I guess I made a good decision to jump over to lifestyle. :)

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Kena Zap

June 11, 2007 at 1:12 pm (Uncategorized)

Fuck. I must have pissed off the rave gods pretty badly with my ‘review’ cos barely hours after that entry, i found myself admitted into hospital for the ridiculous reason gastric. Ugh. Who would have thought eh? Luckily i have my n95 and managed to hijack a wifi connection cos all i do here since yesterday is sleep and look at my drops go drip drip drip. Anyways, i would kill for a ciggie right now. Any one can help? Hahaha….

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Stoned

June 9, 2006 at 11:58 am (Uncategorized)

Note: You need Windows Media Player 10 to watch this movie!

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KLIMS 2006

June 4, 2006 at 9:08 pm (Uncategorized)

Mitsubishi GirlHelooo…

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Duh.

May 29, 2006 at 12:11 pm (Uncategorized)

Its’ been an OK week. Met up with the gang, and it’s nice to see how everyone’s getting on with their lives. After a week of lazing in the office, it’s about time the work starts flowing in. Got my source files, so yeah.. at least I wont be bored to death sitting infront of the PC and trolling forums :)

Anyways, been hanging out with the club guys allot recently. I’ve always found “internet” friends to be more genuine – they have less politics surrounding their meets. Sure, you’re probably gonna call us a bunch of geeks, but at least they dont bring their personal agendas and perogatives out with them.

Went to KLIMS last week on the press preview day, under one of the few press priviledges i have left. It was pretty OK… OK only lah I guess… Girls looked pretty thrashy this time around, but it aint their fault their bosses want them to look that way huh? The Honda girls looked horrible… they had this Aeon Flux meets China Dolls hairstyle theme which, honestly, was an eye sore. The Mitsubishi girls were ok, but top points go to Volvo – classy and sexy. Mmm mmm good.

On a side note, I’ve been reading through a throng of anti-LB blogs. All I can say is get a life folks. Honestly, you fucked up in your venture and turning sour. Immature? Indeed. You blame it on brain washing? I blame it on personal greed and of course stupidity. It’s like smoking your whole life and when you get cancer, you blame it on the ciggies. It’s like speeding on a highway and when you get saman, you blame it on the highway’s “low” speed limit. Take a hint guys, you aint helping no one by bitching about it – you’re just making yourselves look like loosers. Complain to the govt. ? Why? It’s a legal business entity. Make a police report? Why? Cos you’re too stupid to distinguish a good opportunity and a stupid one? Oh, sure I might hate LB too, but it’s not because of the money. See, I’m smarter than you guys, by saying NO when I had to.

Pfft.

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Quotable quotes

May 15, 2006 at 11:30 pm (Uncategorized)

Geek/IRC humor at its best…

(SPLURGE) bitch tells me i got a drinkin problem
(SPLURGE) i tell her she has an ugly problem and im tryin to make it less obvious
(SPLURGE) we dont get along so well after that

(andyroo) So, whats everyones new years resolution?
(AnimeMan) no more lacking sex
(AnimeMan) 2 times a day minimum
(AnimeMan) what about you andyroo?
(andyroo) With every passing moment, I want to type more gramatically.
(andyroo) I’m just practicing at the moment.
(andyroo) I want to believe that I’m smart, while others think I’m a d#8khead.
(andyroo) Hopefully, now and again an intelligent operator will ban me for this
(AnimeMan) hahah
(AnimeMan) you forgot a period
(AnimeMan) hopefully god doesn’t forget to give my gf one

(brently) i want a girl
(enigmiac) me too
(brently) a good girl
(enigmiac) we’ll see
(brently) a partner
(enigmiac) good girls are hard to fuck
(enigmiac) er,
(enigmiac) find FIND!
(enigmiac) I MEANT TO SAY FIND
(brently) mmhmm

(Auratus) I’m making fun of you because I can
(DeepSeaFishin) Well its thanksgiving
(DeepSeaFishin) and we should be giving thanks to each other
(Auratus) I give thanks for the fact that i can make fun of you over the internet

spE4Ce pREtZEL01: how do I end up being a therapist for all my old gfs
OMGIMJ4KE: comes with the territory
OMGIMJ4KE: same thing happened with mine
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: not that I mind, I love ’em all
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: collect ’em, trade ’em, show ’em to your friends
OMGIMJ4KE: gotta catch em all
spE4Ce pREtZEL01: Wendymon, I choose you! Bipolar attack!
OMGIMJ4KE: “Im happy! Now im sad!”
OMGIMJ4KE: Monster is confused!

(Robyn) then we realised that james had fucked with the bunsen burner
(Robyn) and set the lab on fire
(Robyn) penis ensued
(tempura) …penis?
(Robyn) panic
(Robyn) PANIC
(Robyn) shit

(JonJonB) Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book
(JonJonB) Let’s see the results…
(JonJonB) “Why aren’t you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry.
(JonJonB) “Oh, well — I was at Hogwarts meself but I — er — got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an’ everything
(JonJonB) A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
(JonJonB) “Yes, yes. I thought I’d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.” It wasn’t a question. “You have your mother’s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.”
(JonJonB) “Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. ”
(JonJonB) Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
(JonJonB) “Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘Alohomora!”
(JonJonB) The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped – it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils.
(JonJonB) He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
(JonJonB) He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
(JonJonB) Ok
(JonJonB) I have found, definitive proof
(JonJonB) that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
(JonJonB) “Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he?
(melusine ) O_______O
(JonJonB) Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
(JonJonJonB) Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
(JonJonJonB) ‘Get – off – me!’ Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

(mage) what should I give sister for unzipping?
(Kevyn) Um. Ten bucks?
(mage) no I mean like, WinZip?

(kow`) “There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
(SpaceRain) That’s only 2 types of people, kow.
(SpaceRain) STUPID

(VolteFace`) don’t you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
(peng) …
(peng) what?
(VolteFace`) oh shit
(VolteFace`) don’t you hate it when you DROP shit

(ohm) damn
(ohm) FUCK
(ohm) DAMN
(ohm) i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
(ohm) FUCK
(ohm) i go like this to her
(ohm) “i want to suck on your clit”
(ohm) FUCK

(Locl-Yocl) I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork… anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

(xxxGirlygirlxxx) Thank you for listening to me.
(xxxGirlygirlxxx) You know your a really good listener.
(xxxGirlygirlxxx) Sweety please say something.
(Sandaedar) Ok I’m back.

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JAAAA!!!

May 15, 2006 at 2:44 am (Uncategorized)

OMFG!

Hahahah maybe not..

My blog has been dead for quite a while – but it’s not like I’ve had NOTHING to write about… On the contrary, I have tons of shit to (write about), but it’s just this nagging feeling that I have in me – OH YES! It’s called laziness.

By golly me, I think the world is turning upside down. Someone actually asked me for advise – not just the pansy “I like her la… how ah” kind. No no my brethren, it’s the “should I continue my studies or not” kind. Phew… what a dumb kid.

I proceeded to pwn him about what he should/shouldn’t do, and that’s that. One thing’s for sure – these new aged kids are real pricks. Pricks in every sense of the word. They expect to be fed with all the experience and education they need from their uni. Well bollocks to that. They can bitch about how little practical experience they get from uni, but cant be bothered to work on getting it themselves. This particular guy, wants to work in the TV production line, and says that uni doesnt give him enough practical. I told him to STFU and go get it yourself. Jeez… make a short movie, and edit it, and viola – one piece of exprience. Go do your internship and viola, yet another piece of experience.

I don’t want to sound like a bitch even though I am one, but yeah kid – use some of that stuff you call a brain. Dont expect everything to be given to you. Dont expect a big fat pay check upon graduation. Dont expect working life to be a walk in the park. Dont expect to go anywhere in your career without even a basic education. Dont expect pricks like me to talk to you with proper sentences, and not fucking you for asking stupid questions.

And what would I classify as a stupid question? “Which is better? 10 A’s and no experience or 1 A and lots of experience?”. Thats stupid. What’s a stupid assumption? “If I work for the 2 years it takes me to complete my degree, I would get enough experience to cover it back”. Thats just stupid.

From my view, especially in broadcasting, education IS essential. Just look at a mixer. As a production assistant with no experience and no degree, I seriously doubt that the company will let you fool around with the machine – just so you can get experience. You’ll probably have to spend a year of discreet “spying” to understand the functions. You’ll probably only need two months in uni to know the usages and maybe a few more years to perfect your skills. Get my drift?

But, tell you the truth, I’m not half fucked at what this kid is going to do. He could end up on the streets for all I care. Hah! Yes, I make fun of retards and pour salt on peoples wounds. I kick animals and slap babies. Im a mean guy. Thats what I do the best!

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Hmmm…

April 25, 2006 at 12:59 pm (Uncategorized)

Site’s been pretty dead for a while… so here’s a quick view on what’s keeping me busy today :)

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