Bad -> Worse

January 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm (Craps, Useless Information)

My bad day just got worse. FUCK.

Sigh. I just might break that resolution and get fucked up on booze for this. Sigh.

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What happens in Vegas?

January 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm (Craps, Useless Information)

Stumbled upon this trailer while surfing Apple Trailers and found this particular line fucking hilarious:

Man: You’re like a son to me.
Jack: Dad, I AM your son!

** Man laughs, pat’s Jack on the shoulder and walks away.

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Caught on film

January 28, 2008 at 6:21 pm (Announcement, Craps, Useless Information, 星 Talk)

In case you haven’t already heard from my big mouth, I’ve been caught on camera recently and the video has been circulating around the net.

However, a Soi Lek it’s not. Thank God. I’m sure that no one in this world would want to see me in my birthday suit. But that’s a story for another day.

Yup. That nervous wreck of an interviewer is yours truly, the PunPunRider himself.

Oh and thanks for spreading the “news” Daniele and Chak. And for the record, no I didn’t wet myself.

To find out more about what the fuck that video was about, visit www.malaysiandreamgirl.tv and find out for yourself.

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Addictions

January 24, 2008 at 3:26 pm (Craps, Tech, Useless Information)

Just a quick update on my latest addictions:

1)Keane – Is It Any Wonder
I’ve never been much of a Keane fan – or rather, never bothered to listen to their songs despite the pseudo-hype – but I was given a CD by AiLing of Warner just the other day that featured the song “Is It Any Wonder”. I probably heard it on the radio before but I guess I just didn’t take note of it. I instantly got hooked onto the guitar rift and the dreamy bridge/chorus. So much that it’s my current favorite song to listen to while stoned. Heh!

2)Manic Street Preachers ft. Nina Perrson – Your Love Alone Is Not Enough
Ditto to the above – I never actually downloaded a MSP song to date, nor have I actively made an effort to tune into one of their songs on the radio. I wouldn’t be able to identify any of their other songs if you played them to me, nor would I be able to identify any of their band members (they’re a band, aren’t they?!). The song “Your Love Alone Is Not Enough” was the second song to catch my attention on the CD from AiLing, and I instantly recalled the no-bullshit rift a section of it’s MTV I once saw on TV. Not my favorite song, but it’s damn fucking catchy.

** I just found out that Nina was the ex front lady of The Cardigans. Probably explained why her voice sounded so fucking familiar! **

3)Nintendo DS
After months of wanting one, I finally got my grubby hands on a spankin’ new Nintendo DS Lite. Thanks Gwen! Since receiving it, I’ve bought myself a R4 card from Mid Valley and loaded up a good selection of games onto the micro SD card (thanks Charlene!), and spammed the little buttons till it’s been totally out of batteries … TWICE. Yup. I’ve been so addicted to it that I’ve played it dry twice over the span of three days (well, two if you start count from the day I got my R4 card).

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Touch screen = fuckin chio!

It’s mad I’m tellin ya! I didn’t even go so gung ho when Gwen lent me the PS2! But at least I’m not the only one getting hooked on a mobile console – my housemate has been camping out in his room and smashing shit up in GTA on his PSP. Talking about the PSP, my mates keep on asking me why I opted for the DS. The PSP has much better graphics, and also a “better” selection of games available.

Well, to cut a long story short, the main reason I went for the DS would have to be just that. It’s different. The games on the PSP are too much like the games you’ll find on the PS2 (in my opinion), and since we already have a PS2 at home, I wanted something different. Sure, the graphics on the NDS aren’t barely as breathtaking as those you’ll see on the PSP (a NDS game ranges from 32-64 megs, while a PSP game can exceed 1GB) but the gameplay simply sits on a different level.

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Kill those fucking Goombas!

Think of the PSP as the portable PS2/3 and the NDS as a portable Wii. Like the Wii, the NDS doesn’t stick to the tried and tested gaming method – i.e. button smashing. Thanks to the touch screen and built in microphone, gameplay on the NDS ranges from vanilla button mashing (in Mario), to random stylus slashing (in Wario), to vocal commands (in Nintendogs), and even a combination of any of the above (buttons + stylus in Pokemon, buttons + stylus + microphone in Mario Party). The network aspect of the NDS is also pretty exciting – with built-in WiFi capabilities, you can link up to nearby NDS’ ad-hoc and play network games. Some games dont even require the other players to have the same game cartridge (or downloaded game lah haha). How kick ass is that?!

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It’s rated PG, so it can’t be THAT gay…

Rite now, I’m playing the New Super Mario Bros and Pokemon Diamond. Ok, so Pokemon might sound a tad gay, but so far it’s the best RPG game I have on the DS. I saw the Ninja Gaiden trailer on Gamespot, and it’s fucking chio. Can’t wait for it to be released!


Well, that’s about it for my short update. It’s back to work for a while, then it’s home to my NDS. Woot!

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The Pen Is Indeed Mightier After All…

January 14, 2008 at 5:58 pm (Craps)

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I work in a magazine and I churn out product reviews like a fucking production line. I never in my wildest imagination would have thought of writing one about a Bic though…

Since taking delivery of my pen I have been very happy with the quality of ink deposition on the various types of paper that I have used. On the first day when I excitedly unwrapped my pen (thanks for the high quality packaging Amazon!) I just couldn’t contain my excitement and went around finding things to write on, like the shopping list on the notice board in our kitchen, the Post-it notes next to the phone, and on my favourite lined A4 pad at the side of my desk….

…On the third day of ownership I went on a trip to London and took my pen carefully packed away in my brief case, but I needn’t have worried, this isn’t some temperamental ink pen that leaks when you store it at the wrong angle. I sat at my meeting and confidently removed the cap from my pen and it wrote flawlessly, almost immediately.

I shit you not. That was part of a user written review. Like WTF rite?

Click here for the full review.

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Man Utd 6-0 Newcastle

January 14, 2008 at 2:50 am (GY 白 TULAN)

That’s the first thing I saw off my Soccernet RSS tonight.

FUCK.

FUCK THIS SHIT MAN.

I’M SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING OUR SIDE, WHAT COULD HAVE ONCE BEEN THE MIGHTIEST TEAM IN THE WORLD, GETTING THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF WEEK IN AND WEEK FUCKING OUT.

If you didn’t already know, as much of a Newcastle Utd fan I claim myself to be, I simply refuse to watch Newcastle Utd play live on the telly. Hell, I can’t even bear to watch our fucking replay matches! CIBAI DAMN FUCKING DISCRACE OH!

So how do I catch up on my team’s updates you ask? Simple – RSS feeds, Soccernet, ESPN highlights and what the fuck ever Jamie Yeo or John Dykes is hosting.

It’s true.

You know why?

Because every time I see something like this, my heart skips a beat.

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But then, I see something like this happen, and I remember why I love being a Geordie…

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Seeing things like this happen doesn’t hurt (heh!) either…

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Do I ever regret not choosing to support the “other United”? Well, after seeing how their star striker celebrates, I’m gonna have to stick to a big fat – NO-FUCKING-WAY-MOFO!!!!

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NEWCASTLE UNITED FOR LIFE!

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Argh..

January 11, 2008 at 11:38 am (Craps, GY 白 TULAN, Useless Information)

I was looking at my blog stats today, and I’m sorta freaked out a little…

People have found my blog thanks to a large variety of key words in the past, but today’s search term really takes the cake…

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Isn’t it just golden.

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Rude

January 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm (Craps)

Don’t you just hate it when some one calls your office phone, talks for ages, and doesn’t even have the decency to introduce themselves.

Ugh. Stress.

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Spiraling Down

January 7, 2008 at 1:35 pm (Craps)

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Since 010108, I’ve only drank 1 can of beer and about 5 or 6 whiskey. Based on my previous track record, I must say that my new year’s resolution to drink less is pulling through. If you aren’t a drinker (or have never drank with me before) then you probably won’t quite grasp why I’m saying that the amount that I’ve drank so far is little. Sure, it’s only the beginning of the month, but trust me, I literally whack bottles to get high. I guess that goes to show the severity of my drinking problem.

Yes, I have one. Admitting to it is just stating the obvious. You don’t exactly have to be a rocket scientist to tell that – just come drinking with me one day to find out for yourself.

However, if you do, you might be disappointed because I’ve learnt to say no.

Somehow, I don’t have an urge to chug a beer or sip on a whiskey any more. I don’t find the drive to get smashed as much either. I mean, drinking is drinking. You get bloated. You get drunk. You do stupid things. You vomit. What the hell man.

All that just to get “high”? There are many, many, many other ways to achieve that.

OK. So maybe it isn’t exactly a good transition for me, but I like the way it is now. I get to enjoy myself. I get to save money. I don’t puke. I can control what I’m doing. I think it’s worth the price to pay. The legal price I mean.

Oh well… Like they  say, out of the pot -> into the kettle. Haha.

Bitch.

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Booyaka

January 2, 2008 at 2:41 pm (Craps)

What better way to start the new year, than with a video! :)

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